- He is a recent graduate and walking existential void whose proclivities include film and television.
- He has an army of homemade puppets that watch over his slumbering form in the night.
- His Yu-Gi-Oh! deck is based around Spellcasters, but he isn’t strict about the ruling out other cards.
In addition to these key three facts, he will also be taking a bash at the role of Film and TV News Editor for Surprisingly Competent Media, and would, with this in mind, like to apologize in advance for the almost megalomaniacal self-indulgence and bias that will henceforth plague this website like a pretentious self-righteous pathogen.
He also would like to express his distaste for writing in the third person.